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Card with humorous text 'In dog years you are a zillion' on a white surface with a yellow border.

Paper Plane In Dog Years You Am a Zillion - Funny Birthday Card Designed by Dog

by Paper Plane
£2.95 - £2.95
£2.95
£2.95 - £2.95
£2.95

Give them a birthday giggle with this cheeky dog-themed card from Paper Plane, featuring a wonderfully wonky message written from a pup’s point of view because age is just a number, especially in dog years!

- Funny birthday card with a dog-inspired twist
- Features the playful message “In Dog Years You Am A Zillion”
- Written in distinctive, scribbly paw-style lettering
- Printed on quality 350gsm uncoated card
- Includes a bright yellow envelope
- Part of Paper Plane’s Designed By Dog collection

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Product Details

Make their birthday extra pawsome with this humorous Paper Plane In Dog Years You Am a Zillion Funny Birthday Card Designed by Dog. Its playful dog-inspired wording adds a little personality to birthday wishes, making it a lovely pick for dog lovers, pet parents or anyone who appreciates a good canine pun.

Sizing

122mm x 170mm

Instructions
  1. Write your own message inside the card.
  2. Add your dog’s name or a little personal note to make it extra special.
  3. Place the card in the included envelope and give it in person or send it by post.
Materials & Care

Materials

Card stock 350gsm uncoated card, uncoated for a quality paper feel, bright yellow envelope

Care

Keep dry and store flat to help prevent creases or marks.

About the Brand

Paper Plane creates playful gifts and greeting cards designed to make everyday occasions more memorable. Its dog-themed designs bring a little humour to life with cards made for people who adore their four-legged companions.

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Returns extended to 14 days

FAQs

Can I write my own message inside the card?

Yes, you can add your own message to make the card more personal

Does the card come with an envelope?

Yes, it comes with a bright yellow envelope, ready for gifting or posting.

What size is the card?

The card measures approximately 12.2 × 17 cm.

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